"Whoever it was probably lived a few thousand years ago, somewhere in East Asia — Taiwan, Malaysia and Siberia all are likely locations. He — or she — did nothing more remarkable than be born, live, have children and die.
Yet this was the ancestor of every person now living on Earth — the last person in history whose family tree branches out to touch all 6.5 billion people on the planet today.
That means everybody on Earth descends from somebody who was around as recently as the reign of Tutankhamen, maybe even during the Golden Age of ancient Greece. There's even a chance that our last shared ancestor lived at the time of Christ."
news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060...HNlYwM5NjQ-
Yet this was the ancestor of every person now living on Earth — the last person in history whose family tree branches out to touch all 6.5 billion people on the planet today.
That means everybody on Earth descends from somebody who was around as recently as the reign of Tutankhamen, maybe even during the Golden Age of ancient Greece. There's even a chance that our last shared ancestor lived at the time of Christ."
news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060...HNlYwM5NjQ-
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Mon, July 3, 2006 - 12:56 PMso...
...can you spare about tree fitty? -
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Mon, July 3, 2006 - 1:41 PMI KNEW it!!
Jerry, you think you can spot me some dough? -
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Mon, July 3, 2006 - 3:11 PMSo, what, I gotta start blaming some dude from Alexandria instead of my parents for everything. Shit, there's a wrench...
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Sun, July 23, 2006 - 11:16 AMI don't get how that could be possible...and the page isn't there anymore. but I keep thinking...that if everyone is my cousin...that's pretty kinky. -
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Sun, July 23, 2006 - 12:51 PMLooks like yahoo took it down.
God bless google cache:
http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:mx2UO-B33WsJ:news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060701/ap_on_sc/brotherhood_of_man%3B_ylt%3DAvHujcA4bn.Xzt0XBtHZwM2s0NUE%3B_ylu%3DX3oDMTA3ODdxdH+last+shared+human+ancestor&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=2&client=firefox-a
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Sun, July 23, 2006 - 12:53 PMoops lemme try that again.
-- something about this link tribe doesnt like.
Either way cut and paste this if you want to read the article.
http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:mx2UO-B33WsJ:news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060701/ap_on_sc/brotherhood_of_man
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Sun, July 23, 2006 - 7:26 PMthat's crazy...and until the end I was still not believing it so much. But wow. It seems irrelevent to me, we should all live as if everyone is part of our extended family anyway. -
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Sun, July 23, 2006 - 8:44 PMSome people need justification to act nice to each other.
For instance, and I've seen this one a billion times "before i found god i was not such a nice person. Jesus showed me the way to be kind to my fellow man. "
What you needed Jesus to tell you that? My mom beat that into me when i was about 5 yrs old! -
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Sun, July 23, 2006 - 9:11 PMor they do the opposite and they need jesus to threaten them with hell if they aren't nice. blech, I don't need that kind of nice. -
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Mon, July 24, 2006 - 11:15 AMYes, the implicit assumption that the only reason I don't go on a killing spree is because I'm afraid of eternal torment, that's a little creepy. -
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Mon, July 24, 2006 - 11:31 AMit's no wonder I'm afraid of christians! If that is all that is holding them back I don't want to be by them. -
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Mon, July 24, 2006 - 11:39 AMThe power of Christ compels you! -
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Mon, July 24, 2006 - 12:01 PMto Run away! yep that's true...it is a deep instinct that has been with me since childhood(o:
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Mon, July 24, 2006 - 6:22 PM
The power of Christ confuses you! -
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Mon, July 24, 2006 - 7:35 PMme?!? *looks around confused* -
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Tue, July 25, 2006 - 8:26 AMDon't give me that crap. I'm like Christ's 48th cousin! Yes ME. -
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Tue, July 25, 2006 - 9:26 AMoooh...wow. so either you're imaginary too...or you are like god's nephew... -
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Tue, July 25, 2006 - 9:59 AMImmaculately conceived on God by Mofo. Duuude. -
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Tue, July 25, 2006 - 10:22 AMdude -
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Tue, July 25, 2006 - 1:18 PM
Christ? That's my snotnosed little cousin. I got that kid laid for the first time. -
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Tue, July 25, 2006 - 1:21 PMJesus? That dirty mexican sold me a dime bag of oregano ! -
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Tue, July 25, 2006 - 1:55 PMIf he shows up at the BBQ Sunday,
he's asking to get his face slapped.
Right in front of his mama. -
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Wed, July 26, 2006 - 6:58 PM
Christ's mama? I fucked her. -
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Wed, July 26, 2006 - 7:01 PMso you're a motherfucker...hell make that *the* motherfucker. -
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Wed, July 26, 2006 - 8:16 PMEve? I fucked her. -
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Wed, July 26, 2006 - 8:29 PMBut did you fuck Ewa? -
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Wed, July 26, 2006 - 9:23 PM
No, but I did nail a couple of Ewoks one weird evening. Nasty girls, those ewoks. -
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Wed, July 26, 2006 - 9:40 PMsheesh!
I cant believe im related to you guys..
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Wed, July 26, 2006 - 9:43 PMum...I don't think there are girl ewoks... -
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Wed, July 26, 2006 - 9:46 PMSo ewoks reproduce via mitosis? -
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Wed, July 26, 2006 - 9:49 PMFor macroscopic entities, I believe the word is "parthenogenesis."
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Wed, July 26, 2006 - 9:59 PMI think they reproduce like gremlins
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Wed, July 26, 2006 - 10:31 PM
Yeah, well, that's because you see so few ewoks with brazilians. -
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Fri, July 28, 2006 - 10:29 AMYeah, Ewoks prefer north africans.
Haven't you ever heard that song?
"Ewok like an Egyptian..." -
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Sun, May 20, 2007 - 3:30 PMif I'm your 48th cousin, does that mean I'm kinda black, Fred? no wonder I'm SO DAMN FRESH.
and vice-versa homes, YOU'RE a dirty Mexican too! HAHAHAHA! would you like your Chicharronnes with Chitlins? -
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Sun, May 20, 2007 - 7:45 PM
You Irish motherfuckers. -
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Sun, May 20, 2007 - 10:19 PM*dances a jig to hip-hop while eating Bimbo brand pastries* -
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Re: Dude, you're like my 48th cousin. Yes YOU.
Mon, May 21, 2007 - 5:38 AMok so going back and re-reading this entire thread..
This has got to be one of the funniest threads EVAR.
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